Wherein I Gush Just A Little Bit More...

I just can't get enough of our new President and his amazing family.


Don't you just want to be friends with them??


Well hello, Mr. & Mrs. Gorgeous. By the way, I heard today on the news that Michelle liked the color because "it looked like it contained sunshine". STOP MAKING ME LOVE YOU, MICHELLE!


*Sigh*

OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA

I still can't believe it. I feel like we got away with something. Really? Really? The guy I wanted to win, the one who came up from nothing, worked his way through two Ivy League degrees, gave up his fancy law job in NY to work as a Community Organizer in Chicago's South Side, the one who was smart enough to pick someone equally impressive as his romantic partner, who remains calm under pressure, thinks on his feet but doesn't shoot from the hip, who's smart - really fucking smart, thoroughly competent, open-minded, confident without being egotistical, THAT guy won?


YES HE DID!!!

Beyonce - Crazy In Love!!

Bless her heart, she sums it up so nicely.

Yummy!

You guys, this stuff is amazing! If this were five years ago and I was a douchebag, I'd say it was "da bomb". It's the only diet soda that comes remotely close to tasting like regular soda. PLUS, it has no caffeine, so you can drink it at night with your pizza and not twich like a crack whore until 3AM.

Well done, A&W, well done.

The Truth

This is what my Facebook page would look like if I really posted what was going on currently:

Jen has not shaved her legs in five weeks. 8 minutes ago

Jen still has not unpacked from her trip, after arriving home six days ago. 17 hours ago

Jen has created three piles of mail on her couch: junk, crap I should read eventually, and bills to deal with only when I absolutely have to. 23 hours ago

Jen hasn't had a real meal all day, and has instead just snacked on crackers and peanut butter. yesterday

Jen thought that taking a month off from doing her show would rejuvenate her for the new year, but instead, she continues to procrastinate booking it. 2 days ago

Jen has ignored her To Do list for two weeks. four days ago

Jen has successfully balanced four drinking glasses in a Jenga-like fashion on her coffeetable. two weeks ago