The Truth

This is what my Facebook page would look like if I really posted what was going on currently:

Jen has not shaved her legs in five weeks. 8 minutes ago

Jen still has not unpacked from her trip, after arriving home six days ago. 17 hours ago

Jen has created three piles of mail on her couch: junk, crap I should read eventually, and bills to deal with only when I absolutely have to. 23 hours ago

Jen hasn't had a real meal all day, and has instead just snacked on crackers and peanut butter. yesterday

Jen thought that taking a month off from doing her show would rejuvenate her for the new year, but instead, she continues to procrastinate booking it. 2 days ago

Jen has ignored her To Do list for two weeks. four days ago

Jen has successfully balanced four drinking glasses in a Jenga-like fashion on her coffeetable. two weeks ago